I kid you folks not! This is an actual response we received from a rejection letter sent to a Shadow Road Quartery submission:
Your reject reasons had me laughing my ass off. To the point where I had to look up all you young girl editors.
I could tell you what I’ve done the last 20 years, but big fucking deal. Here’s one I sent a bitch a while back.
The Man That Cried Crocodile Tears
The English lady editor
sent a form rejection of
my stories & poems again
saying, I’m not into
pussy or bodily functions
It made me wonder
how she took care of
her business, I sent her
a last poem to ponder
Titled: Pissing On a Wasp’s Nest
Beware of dark meat
It’s always juicy
That’s more than I can say
For your stinky pussy
Red roses can often be blue
You’re so full of shit
Your breath smells like poo.
Firepit Maverick 